The Republic of North Aragolia is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 516 million North Aragolians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while International Aid and Social Policy are ignored. The average income tax rate is 13.7%.

The strong North Aragolian economy, worth 33.5 trillion Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Basket Weaving, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 64,870 Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

North Aragolia has designated North Aragolia City as its capital city, government employees have reverted to carrier pigeon due to never-ending virus scans, the request to "give us our daily bread" can only be fulfilled six days out of seven, and school uniforms are compulsory. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. North Aragolia's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

North Aragolia is ranked 250,139^th in the world and 10,409^th in Balder for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 517.73 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.